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PostSubject: Cactus Patches and Ants   Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:14 am

July 2007- Well, I guess I will be the first one to share this one as I am making some tea here. The very fist time I played at Tactical Paintball when I first came to the Lone Star State, cactus patches and ants were my best friends so to speak. NOT!!. I was not quite familiar yet about Tactical Paintball's field layout and what was out there. So I always end up landing on them. Man, they freaking hurt Laughing

Present Day- Now that my two older boys play with me, our newest friend there are speargrass and cow manure Laughing The speargrass are ruthless. It feels like you got beaten by fire ants. As far as cow manure, well, I guess we all just have to watch out for those big dark lumps and pray that we all don't end up taking a dive at the pile. Laughing Laughing Tactical Paintball field, well, my children and I love playing there even despite the drive. I ask my two boys one time why out of all the places I have taken them to play at, why they like Tactical Paintball. My oldest son Scorpion said- " Food at the concession stand, he loves the layout and getting the chance to ride the bus ( 2009 We Were Soldiers Game). My middle son Menace said he likes the layout too, he loves playing with me (the biggest butt kisser out of my 3 boys Smile ) and he likes playing with Total Insanity member DJ and the other young guns he has met there during the last two games he had attended at Tactical Paintball for 2010. And that is all folks! Now, back to the family! TOODLES!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Cactus Patches and Ants   Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:08 pm

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mama, you and the cactus. I nearly stepped on one of the cow poop one time. I felt like pushing Menace on that pile Laughing Laughing He is so annoying Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Cactus Patches and Ants   Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:24 pm

What y'all have to remember is the newbie who tries to hide behind a cactus not knowing that paintballs go right through them. Then you get cactus goo and spines all over you. That has to be an experience!

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PostSubject: Re: Cactus Patches and Ants   Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:03 pm

mama took me to tactical and that place that look like a prison place. She shot me for the first time and was a head shot too. mannnnnnnnnn, one shot was all it took and I shot so much paintballs and cannot even hit our mama. she moved so fast and got inside the place she told us to make sure she does not get in. We did not even see her get in.
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PostSubject: Re: Cactus Patches and Ants   Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:30 pm

And so who are you calling "old lady" now Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Cactus Patches and Ants   Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:40 am

Razz Razz Razz Razz oh we will get you mama
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PostSubject: Re: Cactus Patches and Ants   Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:04 pm

Well the torns are certainly attracted to your Mama Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Cactus Patches and Ants   Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:04 pm

I sure saw that big torn that they took out of your mom's ankle. Damn, can't believe that it was that deep. No wonder her ankle was not healing right.
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PostSubject: Re: Cactus Patches and Ants   Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:44 pm

Well DragonLady will be giving her ankle a test run this Sunday to see how well it has healed up. Ohhh she is ready to explode Laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Cactus Patches and Ants   Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:38 pm

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Well DragonLady will be giving her ankle a test run this Sunday to see how well it has healed up. Ohhh she is ready to explode Laughing Laughing
What is it with her and cactuses, thorns and speargrass being attracted to her Laughing Laughing Laughing Tell her to make sure she put some protection on her ankle for this "8" game.
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PostSubject: Re: Cactus Patches and Ants   Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:56 pm

Oh she better unless she wants to have another ankle surgery.
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